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I remember the first time I stuck something up my vagina. I was 15, and it was a hair brush. I stuck it in, wiggled it around, and I loved it so much that I personified it by naming it Harry the Hairbrush. But thinking back on my solo days with Harry reminds me that I did a lot of things wrong, like not cleaning it yikes and not putting a condom on it. In fact, when you're masturbating with household items — or using them for sex with your partner — there's a lot you can do wrong. Spoiler alert: You should probably just buy a cheap vibrator , but, in the meantime, check out these must-know dos and don'ts if you're going to get naughty with something that's just laying around your house.
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I want to preface this article by saying that none of the household sex toys below will beat the effectiveness of an actual sex toy. Which is pretty understandable, since these items were primarily created to perform other, less sultry tasks, like cleaning your teeth, clothes and unknotting your hair. But if you're on a budget or too shy to enter a sex shop — or perhaps even too shy to purchase a sex toy online — there are many items around the house that can do a hell of a job at making your sexual exploits a little more exciting. And I've left nobody out of the equation; these options prove efficient for her, him and even for couples to use together.
Yeah I used that. I poured most of the water out the slipped it up inside the bag, the way it wiggled felt unreal. I would take in the shower and use it with the showerhead. That makes it sound like I masturbated with bubbles.