Just a few years ago, Toys 'R' Us was an iconic American retailer. Six months ago, it filed for bankruptcy. Two days ago, it announced that all of its American stores, and all of its British ones, are closing or being sold. As many as 33, workers could lose their jobs. Our story begins in After big success in the s, Toys 'R' Us' performance turned lackluster in the s.
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Ok, so I'm about to whine and throw myself a pity party even though I have so many things to be grateful for, most especially my children. I love them more than anything in this world and I will send your child a Tickle Me Elmo batteries included if you mess with them. That being said, I do mourn my lost weekends. I mean, yes, there are actually a lot of reasons that weekends have gotten better since I had kids. Well, bye bye to all that.